Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Butterfly Shits On Rosebud; Could Care Less


A butterfly took a gratuitous dump on the lip of a pristine full-blossomed Alba Semiplena (common white rose) yesterday morning.

The miniscule brown clump of refuse, albeit very, very small, was clearly visible to all passerby's and other chance admirers of the regal bloom.

"Apparently the passing butterfly just didn't give a damn," said botanist and professional green-thumb Julia R. Rosenthal, "it likely pinched it's tiny payload and just flew off without a second thought."

"Stopping to smell the roses is one thing, impromptu shit bombing is quite another," added Rosenthal. We agree.

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