Single mother of two and avid cooking enthusiast Mary Keller satisfied one of her greatest curiosities yesterday evening when both of her young sons ate rabbit dropping cookies.
"I don't know," said Keller, "it's just one of those things. Like when you're driving down the freeway and you have those fleeing thoughts about what would happen if you jerked your steering wheel hard to the left and careened your SUV into oncoming traffic. I'm just glad that for once I got to see what would happen...with the cookies, I mean."
The experiment played out mostly according to plan. "I pilfered a few handfuls of fresh pellets from our rabbit cage and poured them into a batch of cookie dough. Forty-five minutes later the cookies were ready. I sat my boys down with three cookies each to start and delicious ice-cold mugs of extra creamy vitamin D milk," says Keller.
The youngsters ate three apiece and then some. In fact, as of today at 4 o'clock, only two cookies remain from a batch of twenty-four, "And you know I sure as shit didn't have any," affirms Keller. The inquisitive soccer mom told us that, "Young boys will eat cookies with rabbit stool substituted for chocolate chips. They really will."
Keller offered us a glass of refreshing lemonade during our interview which we politely declined. It was a nice gesture at any rate, considering today's unusually calid weather.
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